Do you remember those Emerald Nuts commericals where once people started hitting their 3pm slump Robert Goulet would appear and mess with their stuff?
After doing some biased, non-scientific research, I feel confident saying that Robert Goulet is coming into your home at 3pm and messing with your stuff.
How do I know this?
My missing armband for my iPod? In some totally random box with a bunch of the boyfriend's junk.
Missing plastic cover for my iTouch screen? In the same totally random boyfriend box.
Best Friend's 5 sticks of perfectly usable butter? MISSING.
I know...I know...this is quite shocking. Isn't it nice to know you have an out though? I mean missing homework? Robert Goulet! Missing pet? Robert Goulet! Missing bills? Robert Goulet!
In fact, now that I hink about it, I bet half this economic downturn can all be traced back to a few 3pm slumps that Robert Goulet took advantage of. I mean the bill was in the mail!!!! I swear! Goulet!!!!! **shakes fist at sky**
See?
The moral of the story is to stay alert people! Do not become a victim of Robert Goulet's masterful stealth spy skills.
P.S.: Apparently this post was brough to you by Emerald Nuts
P.P.S: Emerald Nuts doesn't know that they sponsored this post...
P.P.P.S: They probably wouldn't sponsor it even if it was some pretty darn good free advertising.
P.P.P.P.S: Goulet!!!!!!!
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